- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

call me maybe.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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