- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A man goes to the potty.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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