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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is older than history?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

How old are you? 7

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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