- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Julian Ha.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call two dog? dogs

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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