Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

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