- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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