How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

this website is a bad joke

My spelling is horrible

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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