A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Bitch

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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