What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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