- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Where's my tractor?

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

think twice or at least think

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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