- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

the WNBA.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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