- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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