My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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