What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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ewrg

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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