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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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