Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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