- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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