- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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