- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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