- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are annoying? Ads.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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