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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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