Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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WNBA

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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