- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

PENIS that is all

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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