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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

America

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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