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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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