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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What does two plus two equal? 4

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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