You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Ian's mind Elevator music

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

knock knock? come in

12 in general

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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