- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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