My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Ms Leong Sux

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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