- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

salad days!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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