How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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