what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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12 in general

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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knock knock? come in

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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