What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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child labor

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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