Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

If the 49ers won the superbowl

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

why do mexicans get made fun of

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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