- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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