A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Dont read this joke

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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black people swimming

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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