- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

women's rights

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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