Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock Knock. Not home.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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