- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Who wants water? I do.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

what's funny about war? nothing!

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