Womans baksetball...

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Yanter, Look it up

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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