- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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