Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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