- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Caolan and Eamon

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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