- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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