- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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