- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A dog is always in the pushup position.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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