- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Im gay What about you

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's 2+2? Fish

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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