- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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