You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Chuck Norris.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Hail Hitler

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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