knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Asian women drivers...

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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