- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

this website even though its hilarious.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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