- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Dwarf Shortage

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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