Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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PIED NINNY!

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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