- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

josh sucks polish adams dick

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Rebecca Black

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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