- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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