- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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