- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Yellow People !!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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