- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

The truth is he loves her!!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Death by kayak

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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