i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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