- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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