What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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