A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Tall asians

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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