- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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