Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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David Cameron

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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