Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A dyslexic blind man

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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