- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

why did you poop because you are a poop

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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