- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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