- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

quantum physics?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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