- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

silver bullet?

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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