If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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