A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

irish man drinking john smiths

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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