A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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