Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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