Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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