What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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