Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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