You're so sweet I have diabetes

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Gay rights.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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My peni s

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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