- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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