- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Stop driving smart cars you fags

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

13 =B you just learned something

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Vagina cream... end of story

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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