- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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