srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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save me from the nothing ive become

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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