- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

^ That's not even funny ^

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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