Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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