What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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sky silverstein

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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run farther?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Women.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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