why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How old are you? 7

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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