- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

can you touch your toes? no

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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