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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

knock knock? come in

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.