- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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