Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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