whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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what is 3+3= 8

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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