knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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