Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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No

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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silver bullet?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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