- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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