- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

justin beiber sucks

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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