- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

matt is fat

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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