- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Im taking a shit right now.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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