- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Tall asians

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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