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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what is 3+3= 8

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

pull my finger (farts)

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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