An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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you gay?

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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