What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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