- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

if you don't like this you're gay

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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