- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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