- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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