An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Obama lin Baden.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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