How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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