What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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