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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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