- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's blue? The sky.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.