- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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I have an idea! You leave.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

all these jokes are horrible now

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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