- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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