Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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an emo girl walked into a white room

class is canceled. My professor died.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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