- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

SHUT UP JP

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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