It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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