- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A lot eh?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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