- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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