- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

this website is a bad joke

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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