- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Fat? Jesse Z

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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