Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

how much fish could a chicken

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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