- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

how do you win a game try your best

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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