- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why are white people white? I don't know

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Dwight Howard

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Take part of what?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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