I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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