- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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