What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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