Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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men's rights activists

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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