- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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