Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Canadians

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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