Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

thumb_up thumb_down -23

every cloud has a silver lining

thumb_up thumb_down -23

an emo girl walked into a white room

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

thumb_up thumb_down -23

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops