"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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