- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Tony Romo

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Cripples are lame.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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