The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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