- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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