Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Phew... it's gone.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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