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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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