Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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America

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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