- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Your Mom

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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