did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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