Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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