- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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