- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

outside your comfort zone

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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