- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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