Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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