Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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haha black people :D

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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