- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Brain fart

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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