what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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