How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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quantum physics?

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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