Robin, get in the car!

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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