Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A man did not like this site

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Yes

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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