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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Chris is hairy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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