- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Donald Trump

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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