What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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