so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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