- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A miserable man committed suicide.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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