a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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