what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Weaner

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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