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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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