What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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