What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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