What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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The Labour Party.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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