- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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