- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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