- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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