- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

If you were a cactus, why?

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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