- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

God is real.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Yes

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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