- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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