Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

He--Hey guys

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

You idiot.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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