roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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