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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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