What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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