- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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