- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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