Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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