- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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