- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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