- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

roses are red poo is poo

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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