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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How old are you? 7

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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