What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Denard Robinson

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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