Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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