Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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