A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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