- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

LeBron in the fourth quarter

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

deez nuts

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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