My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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bologna

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Anti Joke

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