Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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