- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was shot.... he died

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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