- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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