Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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