How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Read a Book.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Yes

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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