Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

ever tried african food? they neither

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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