why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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