A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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A woman walks into a bar.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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