Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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