What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

God is real.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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