What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Anti Joke

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