How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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