Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Scientology.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What is cold? Winter

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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