- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

why?

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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