- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

prepares this to get negged

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

want a balloon? yeah

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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