- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Michael Brown

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Penis

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

You smell like shit

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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