What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Well educated black man.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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obama

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why did I get raped

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eloise dey.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Penis

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Anti Joke

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