- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Women's rights.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Not Steve Jobs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i love huge wieners.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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