Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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