- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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