Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

We didnt star the fire ...........

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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