- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

I have a crush on my dad.

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