- Anti Joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.