- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

It burns when I pee sometimes.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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